$100 Don't read this ad, the guy is a pervert
0 Comments Published by Orange on Monday, April 23, 2007 at 3:40 AM.I was looking on this site for sublet (part of a house one is oneself renting from the owner) appartments as it would be much cheaper compared to renting an appartment. So i came across this advertisement posted up . It wrote
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Actually, I'm that pervert. Hey, I warned you not to read the ad. Anyway, if you're kind of desperate, then this might work. WAIT STOP, give me the fuckin' keyboard, get the fuck out of my way, I'm going to finish this letter. Where were you now, oh, I see. If you're not desperate, then please respect his privacy and stop reading immediately. This dude I know (a really cool handsome devil to be sure) is looking for a person that wants to share a room with an older man. This older man is 41 and thinks he's a kid. He's not crazy, in fact he's quite brilliamt, he just never grew up. He has a decent job and goes off to the salt mines early every morning. Basically, he's too lazy to clean up his small room and his little car so he's looking for a live in houseboy, who can make his life less cluttered. He's definately not looking for sex, as in exchanging body fluids or anything like that. Ewww, yucky. but loves to get touched since he never got enough of it when he was a baby, whaaa. Unfortunately, who wants to touch a big tall hairy blued-eyed jewish grizzly bear? This is where the desperate part comes in. You get your own half of a bunk bed, the run of the really cool house in Watts next to the dash bus and the trains. All you have to do is spend a little time cleaning up and picking the critters out of his back hair and feel the love pouring into your life. This person is a master of performance personality. He can convincingly act any way that complements your act. Say, you're a take charge kind of person, then I'm sure you'll master this guy in nano-seconds, or if you want to be a wall flower; shy kind of person, then he wouldn't mind leading. He'll even let you call him daddy in public (or call you that in private). Don't let the excellent grammer and writing skills mislead you, this person gets along great with 19 year old dropouts as well as rocket scientists. Here's the deal breaker. No smokers. sorry, no dopers, double sorry. No criminals (one is enough), Oh, and you must respect every religion as this guy sucks up all the religious truths he can find from every source. So no die hard atheists, don't know or don't care is cool though. Rap music is OK, or if you hate it then he will too. Oh yeah, he's offering food and rent and stuff like that. No emails without a face pic. You get to choose the movies. This is a shared room and subsidized living situation and his preference is 19-22. He says he's just trying to help a young person get started and would feel weird supporting some low life older adult. Go figure. Females are encouraged to apply (he's so naive, he doesn't know any better). Remember, under any circumstance, this is a no-sex deal. Serious, although, what you do on the top bunk with yourself isn't going to shake him up too much. WHAT, get the fuck out of here. You're gonna get me busted again!. Give me that fuckin keyboard. Who was that guy, I never saw him before in my lifes. This is me. I disavow any knowledge of any...what the fuck, you mother f... BLAM "
Me and my brother laughed our heads off! Can't imagine what people can write about!
Labels: Just For Laughs
Labels: Just For Laughs
If you notice, the last French phrase states "Live long enough to look for the best! Protect Yourself!"
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Hmmm ... i enjoy doing my thing on stage more than watching people performing ... although i am not the greatest but i know i entertain ...
Not to mention, my university held its annual dinner last night at Shangri-La Hotel and as mentioned before, i was chosen as one of the finalist for Mr Nottingham, so i had to do an opening dance with the rest of the finalists, walk down the runway, Q&A and also perform a talent which was a dance for my part ... the winner of Mr and Miss Nottingham walked away with a Hugo Boss watch worth RM1980 and a night stay at Shangri-La Hotel ... Unfortunately i am not the lucky one. Maybe i am not good enough, but i have met lots of new friends ... we encountered ups and downs ... experienced and work things out together ... this is priceless ... the greatest prize i can ask for ... Once again, Congrats to the winner of Mr & Miss Nottingham!!!
I am not going to make this piece of blog wordy ... and they say picture worth a thousand words ... so ... here comes ... Enjoy !!!
Me and Tina(my catwalk partner who is also the winner for Miss Nottingham) doing the Q&A
Me and Buddies ... Left Eu Ling out who was the Organiser of the event
Yummy ... Dessert of the night ... Chocolate Coated Hazelnut Parfait with Summer Berry Coulis
Me doing my talent
Results ...
Me and Tina ...
Me and Eu Ling
I apologise for the pics that may turn out to be less clear ... Will try to get better ones in da future ...
Labels: Dance, Day of My Life
This day, i was tagged by my cousin Rycerain to do something on '10 Weird Things or Habit' about myself ... This are some that i can think of now and i bet i can go even further if i have more time ...
Before i start this post, i would like to give a friendly notice to those with weak hearts and mind ... as this might get a little ... well ... see and you will know ...
And the list goes :
1. Love Fingers - i admire my fingers soooo much that i don't really enjoy trimming it (but i tend to keep it as clean as possible) ... and i also went for manicure a few times which my friends think that it's weird for a guy to do so ... Shrugs
2. Half Veget'alien' - don't eat particles of animals that live on land or survive on both land and water - that means i'm down to only seafood and vegetables ... Yup, a Pesco-Vegetarian & I'm proud of it ... :P
3. McD Hair - have tried dying my hair bronze orange, what's worse is that i had afro hairstyle at that same moment and ... Ewww ... can't imagine myself with that 'package' (looks like a bad faded hairdo Ronald McDonald)
4. Eau-De-Toilette - i don't use paper to clean up my 'a**' after pooping unless i need to, I have to use clean water as i think it is much hygenic ... xx Don't Ask Why xx
5. Mirror on The Wall - have to spend at least 15 minutes in front of the mirror daily to dance, groom, pose, catwalk, act, squeeze pimples or talk to myself (sounds gross and freaky right?!)
6. Breathe of Fresh Air - brush my teeth at least twice a day, once in the morning and another at night and won't brush if i've just kissed someone ... He he ... Muax !!!
7. Mr. Blanky - i still have my 'blanket' (the one i use during my childhood days) locked and preserved in my closet, and i only stopped using it after my 12th birthday ... What a big baby .. Ha ha ...
8. To Be or Not To Be - would be impressed after meeting good-looking and stunning individuals and have such thoughts like " Do I want to be with them or be them?" Hmmm ... have a high tendency of being a bisexual, transgender or homosexual ...
9. Sex On The Beach - This is not what you think, ok?! Drove through a place in Bisceglie, Italy called Pantano which is overlooking the sea with a bunch of friends to check out people having sex in cars and fortunately, we managed to find some ... Hah ... this happens in Malaysia too ... at 'Little Genting'
10. Dance To The Beat - will dance in the car whenever i hear a groovy song without thinking of how others would see me ... can even switch my gear to neutral and dance ... How Dangerous, Madness !!! I even got myself into an accident once ...
So, this is a little something to share about myself ... How weird ??? You have to rate it for yourself ...
Thanks Cuz, this is my first Tag ... and i enjoyed doing it ... Cheers!!!
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#P.S# - Take note of the subtitles ...
Labels: Daily Pick
You see, i consider myself as a noob, as i don't really know how to use the computer and softwares offered in the market ... besides surfing the net and words for my paperwork. Just can't imagine that Photoshop can work that well ... It's just Fabulous ... Now, my dream of having pictures with any artist i desire will come true. Hmmmm ... too bad i don't know how to use the Photoshop ... BooHoo ...
The Original Picture without PhotoShop Editting
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It is a story about an orphan in search of his mother, who then met someone from the future whom promised to help look for his mom. Although this movie is not extraordinarily amazing, but i am moved by the message it tried to send across to the viewers. "Keep Looking Forward" I also loved this song they played in that movie, the song when they depart and say goodbye to each other. Little Wonders by Rob Thomas
Surprisingly, my sister fell asleep in the middle of the movie. (They should allow the trainees to have more quality sleeping time) Frankly speaking, it is not as bad as it seems to be. Anyways, the frogs are cooool !!!
Besides the message and all, this character named Lewis (the main character with the blonde hair), reminded me of someone. Just someone ...
After the test, i had to wait for another 2 hours before heading down to Seremban for my dance lessons with the finalists of Mr & Miss Nottingham. We are going to do an opening dance during the annual dinner. I hate the long and winding journey to the dance studio because the road to Seremban is always jam and it seems like i would take an afternoon to reach my destination. Pffft ... I was so surprised when the instructor asked me to do something that i have never done before in my whole life. He wanted me to do semi-flips ... who am i to do such stunts? I am no professional ... things ended quite awfully, as i squashed my glasses and i made my elbow swell due to the flips ... Ouch ... luckily my mom is nice enough to boil me an egg to rub on my red swollen elbow to resist it from getting a blood clot ... Got reallllly hungry after the dance session, and so i decided to go to the night market with my mom before dinner to fill my tummy before the hydrochloric acid leaves a hole in it ... ate lots of stuff ... stuffs that i don't normally eat ... i can tell that it was a nice walk ... enjoyed time with mom ...
I watched 'Borat' which i personally think is a lame and boring movie, as i was forcing myself to laugh while eavesdropping on my neighbours who are arguing outside ... +&!@$#% before i fall flat on the bed ...
I had to attend a pre-departure orientation for my work and travel program that i am going to this summer at Shangri-La hotel in the morning ... well ... wasn't that aspiring but i found out some facts, that is ... anyone who is found to have an open container of any liquid containing alcohol in public places will be detained ... the age limit for consuming alcohol is 21 - can you imagine that ??? In Malaysia (a Muslim country) we can consume alcohol at the age of 18 ...
Later in the day, i have planned to meet a net friend in a club, as he told me that there is a foam party that evening ... I was soooo excited ... as this is my first time going to such a party with a theme and also to get wet!!! Sometimes, i think that i can be quite bold to meet up with someone i barely know ... and yes ... i went there alone ... remembering the first time i meet up with someone through the net ... hanged at the club before the party even started ... i didn't know what to wear ... so i brought extra clothes ... flip flops, surfer trunks, sleeveless shirt ... things that you can find people wearing at the seaside ... My friend's phone wasn't working so we had to just see whether we could bump into each other ... but it is no hard job, as my friend is a caucasian ... in the end we met and proceeded to the party ... i was warned to be extra careful with my belongings and also myself ... as the foam in the party makes our eyes sore ... the water might cause our skin to wrinkle and also ... the most important thing that i should take note ... that is someone might come over to molest or grope us !!! Yikes ... as the foam is as high as us humans, and ... so once people dive into the bubbles ... nothing could be seen but could only be felt ... scary ... luckily i didn't get groped or harassed ... hahaha ... maybe i am not good looking enough ... finally found an advantage for not being good looking ... hahaha ...
I was really shocked to see the things that happened in the club ... people down to only their trunks and bikinis ... Phew ... i am so worried that someone might just pull it off them and that is what happened to my friend ... sme guy just pulled his pants down ... and in return ... he gave him a slap for being a pervert ... hahaha ... good for him ... some people doing sexy movements on the floor ... like live porn show in the shower ... wet, foamy and sexy (to a certain extent it looked gross) ... i couldn't see well that night as i was wearing my glasses that i couldn't live without ... people pushing and jumping on each other ... doing body rubs ... drinking, smoking ( yes, can't believe how they can smoke when everything is soooo wet) ... splashing pails of ice cold waters they get from the bar on people ... what i can say that people went mad !!! To be frank, i didn't enjoy it as much as expected but it was worth the experience ... next time i can tell people that i have been to one before ... he he ...
Am really thankful for my brother for picking me up from the club as i didn't want to bribe the policemen ...
Had some sleep before meeting my partner for the Mr & Miss Nottingham Competition at Midvalley Megamall (a shopping mall). We did some shopping and i indeed had fun ... was so indulged in giving her opinions on what she can wear that evening that i totally forgot that i had to get mine too ... ha ha ... after an afternoon of walk ... things paid off ... she managed to get a nice 3 piece that costs less than RM120 ... took the train back after that ... as i am not going to drive the car to Midvalley unless i really have to ... because the parking rates have increased like ... 300% ... God save our wallet!!!
Basically, this weekend has been a very interesting one for me ... from Test, Dance & Injury, Orientation, Club & Experience to Shopping ... after all that ... i think it's time to get back to some work ... wait ... what's an Integration???